A
If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me?
"What ails Alex?" asks Alice.
Alice asks for axes.
B
Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar,
The bear could not bear the boar,
The bear thought the boar was a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
That boar that bored him on the moor.
And so one morn he bored the boar-
That boar will bore no more!
A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
Bad black bran bread.
Big ben blew big blue bubbles.
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
"But," said she, "this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter-
That would make my batter better."
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
(better than her bitter butter)
And she put it in her bitter batter
And made her bitter batter a bit better.
The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive.
Blue bugs blood.
I bought a box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.
Bill had a billboard.
Bill also had a board bill.
The board bill bored Bill,
So Bill sold his billboard
And paid his board bill.
Then the board bill
No longer bored Bill,
But though he had no board bill,
Neither did he have his billboard!
C
Catch a can canner canning a can as he does the cancan, amd you've caught a can-canning can-canning can canner!
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
How much can can a cannibal nibble, if a cannibal can nibble can?
Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.
Cuthbert's cufflinks.
A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.
Crisp crust crackles.
Chocolate chip cookies in a copper coffee cup.
Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes.
Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing,
cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Cheap sheep soup.
A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
D
When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him,
does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored,
or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor the doctor as he wants to do the doctoring?
A dozen dim ding-dongs.
How much dew would a dew drop drop, if a dew drop did drop dew?
E
Esau Wood would saw Wood. Oh, the wood
that Wood would saw! One day Esau Wood
saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw
Wood ever saw would saw wood. Of all the
wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood
never saw a wood-saw that would saw like
the wood-saw Wood saw would. Now Esau
saws wood with that wood-saw he saw saw
wood.
Ere her ear hears her err, here ears err here.
I saw Esau kissing Kate.
Fact is, we all three saw.
I saw Esau, he saw me,
And she saw I saw Esau.
F
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.
The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.
Try fat flat flounders.
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.
Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck your fig's 'til the fig plucker comes.
False Frank fled Flo Friday.
Four free-flow pipes flow freely.
A fat-free fruit float.
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the flea "Let us fly!"
Said the fly "Let us flee!!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Seven smart fellows,they felt smart.
Eight smart fellows, they felt smart.
Nine smart fellows, they felt smart.
Ten smart fellows, they felt smart!
G
Greek grapes.
Gus goes by Blue Goose bus.
Cows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves.
Gale's great glass globe glows green.
